A guy from the shore area of New Jersey with an orange tan and green hair.
Guy 1: Who's that?
Guy 2: Oh, that's just the resident douchebag.
Guy 1: You mean douchecarrot?
Douchecarrot: Bitch, I get so much pussy you have a small dick!
Guy 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure girls masturbate with you all the time, Mr. Carrot.