38 definitions by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick
Nogtard's most eaten Ice Cream. He buys it because it's shit, therefore cheap, so you get more for your money.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 29, 2009
Formerly Known as, Nogtard's Bog. The bog that belonged to Nogtard until it was put on the Maltby Lorry aside the Pork Scotch Cone. A day after the bog claimed residency of the lorry, a packet of ginger found its way into the bog. mmm, ginger.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009
Abreviated to PS2. A second man that has a Pork Scotch but is in complete contrast to the original Pork Scotch. He is actually a really nice bloke that you can relate to and be friends with. Pork Scotch is a boring, fat old security guard that believes he is supreme enough place a cone where he parks his shitty old van with an odd number of windows. PS2 also has a white van with normal van windows that is much cleaner than Pork Scoth's. He will join Pork Scotch at his several barbeques and has a son we call PSP. Pork Scotch 2's real name is Jim. The 2 Pork Scotch's rooms are right next to each other in the same flats building. They each wear different hats, Pork Scotch has a gay buffalo hat and Pork Scotch 2 has a cap.
Me: A up Jim. What are you gonna do today?
Pork Scotch 2: I'm gonna go with Ant and my Mum to town and watch TV with them, mate.
Me: Ok, what about you Harry?
Pork Scotch: I'm gonna go to the pub to watch Arsenal lose and then eat some garlic bread with Goofy Granny.
Pork Scotch 2: I'm gonna go with Ant and my Mum to town and watch TV with them, mate.
Me: Ok, what about you Harry?
Pork Scotch: I'm gonna go to the pub to watch Arsenal lose and then eat some garlic bread with Goofy Granny.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 28, 2009
A small selection of food consumed by Noggers. This menu consists of:
Hhhhhrice,
Peeeaaaa, and
Fried Cickon.
Neither of these will be eaten without each other on a nog plate.
Hhhhhrice,
Peeeaaaa, and
Fried Cickon.
Neither of these will be eaten without each other on a nog plate.
Nog: Me Hhwanta Hhhrrrice and Peeeaaa.
Waitor: Yes Mr. Ape. Back in a second.
Waitor (Back from the kitchen): Here you are sir.
Nog: Hhhhhwere's da resta me peeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa!
Waitor: I just gave it you. You asked for rice and pea, Not rice and peeeaaas.
Nog: Me gotta me hhhhrice, now me wanta me peeeeeeaaaaaa, mon!
Waitor: That is a pea.
Nog: What about me fried Chickon, Mon?!
Waitor: Your what?
Nog: Me canta have da hrice and peeaa widout da fried chickon!!!
Waitor: This is a menu, not a Nogger Menu!
Waitor: Yes Mr. Ape. Back in a second.
Waitor (Back from the kitchen): Here you are sir.
Nog: Hhhhhwere's da resta me peeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa!
Waitor: I just gave it you. You asked for rice and pea, Not rice and peeeaaas.
Nog: Me gotta me hhhhrice, now me wanta me peeeeeeaaaaaa, mon!
Waitor: That is a pea.
Nog: What about me fried Chickon, Mon?!
Waitor: Your what?
Nog: Me canta have da hrice and peeaa widout da fried chickon!!!
Waitor: This is a menu, not a Nogger Menu!
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 6, 2009
Hey, look. Is that Shaquille O'Neal, or is it Neil?
You should know that's Neil, no one else is that big.
You should know that's Neil, no one else is that big.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 30, 2009
Maltby employees that aren't heroes. They lost the title "hero" by taking Nogtard's Bog and Pork Scotch's Cone out of the Maltby Lorry. They should be fired. You have to be a hero to work for Maltby.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 29, 2009
A place two streets down where Pork Scotch's cones are hidden from him. This lorry never seems to move and neither does the stolen cone.
PORK SCOTCH: Where's my cone? I bet a bloody nigger's stolen it. Wait. What's that on the back of the Maltby Lorry? It's my cone! Who put it there?
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 11, 2009