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7 definitions by Edmund Unceworthy

 
1.
noun; a gratifying or pleasurable turn of events
verb; to gratify or satisfy
That hard-boiled egg burrito sure was a slake, mom!

The television slaked me with Encino Man
by Edmund Unceworthy June 01, 2006
 
2.
A sexual act that needs no definition, and has been both pleasurable and a source of pride for the recipient; the hearer of the term likely is not sure of its meaning, yet feigns comprehension lest he look sexually inexperienced
Dude, she gave me a steamdogger!
by Edmund Unceworthy June 01, 2006
 
3.
1. a bound collection of writings in honor of a noted scholar

2. an unexpected affirmation
Was that a festschrift to Bourdieu, or a festschrift to 'Bourdon't'?

A festschrift...to me??
by Edmund Unceworthy June 01, 2006
 
4.
a day at the gym entirely devoted to biceps
I say Nigel, that arm blast was a real treat!
by Edmund Unceworthy June 01, 2006
 
5.
n. a young boy kept by an elder gentleman for unnatural purposes; used especially by Frenchmen in reference to young, nubile Egyptian males
Come hither bardache, I seem to have a chancre that needs tending to.
by Edmund Unceworthy June 01, 2006
 
6.
v. to perfom coitus with another human being; usually referred to a Frenchman stanking someone
Dude, Diane Lane got stanked by that French dude in 'Unfaithful'.
by Edmund Unceworthy June 01, 2006
 
7.
adj. something that is gross or unseemly
Man, that is a turgid baby.
by Edmund Unceworthy June 01, 2006