A reference to how the Spice "Girls" aren't girls anymore and some are Cougar
Those aren't the Spice Girls, they're too old to be girls and should be called the Spice Cougars!
Derogatory term for the city of Winnipeg, MB, Canada.
Where are you headed in February?
JEEESUS! What did you do to get punished like that?
Derogatory term for old women. Pun on actress Goldie Hawn's name. Popularized by Simpson's character Comic Book Store Guy.
Agnes Skinner (cutting in front): Out of my way tubby!
Comic Book Store Guy: Oh PARDON me OLDIE hawn!
Reference to how the Spice "Girls" aren't girls anymore and some are MILF
Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham is definitely one of the Spice MILFs!
Homer (sitting on a park bench): Life is like a box of chocolates...
Chief Wiggum: Hold it right there Forrest PLUMP! We have laws against impersonating celebrities.
Dog Fucker with the first letter of each word swapped.
What did Tom do all day? He rarely shows up anymore, this morning he's late, is he even working?
Nah... he's a fog ducker.
The loonie left wing of the U.S. politics. They like to come up with feel good do nothing policies and hock them on the population like they were doing them a favor.
Don't vote for Hillary! She's one of those DUMocrats!