6 definitions by Ed Zimmer

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a group which, according to Howard Zinn and Cindy Sheehan, caused the Black Death, World War 1, the fall of the Roman Empire, and the Iraq War, has been behind every Republican administration ever, owns the large evil corporations, pollutes the world, and is responsible for the collapse of the World Worker's Soviet State.
Howard Zinn: Cindy, if you don't have sex with me, the jooos! will have won.
Cindy Sheehan: I'll get the soy sauce and mittens.
by Ed Zimmer November 18, 2007
Terminated inflation, Communism, Nicaragua, Grenada, Lebanon, Democrats, and Air Traffic Controllers during the eight years from when he came off the production line to when he allowed himself to be lowered into molten steel in a bid to allow George W Bush to become leader of the human resistance against the robots.

Like Jesus, really. You either love him or you hate him.
Da Reaganator will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.
by Ed Zimmer November 17, 2007
Jewgasm - (jew.gaz.zem)-n.

1. What the sight of large amounts of money, a load of dead towelheads, a democratic president, Barbara Streisand etc. creates in a Jew.
2. What a Jewish American Princess fakes in order to get a Bloomingdales spending card.
1. Check out that guy who bought that second-hand Ferrari for three grand. Bet he's jewgasming in his pants as we speak.
2. Susan Portnoy just spent the GDP of a small African country at Bloomingdales. Probably had to jewgasm a hell of a lot.
by Ed Zimmer November 17, 2007
"That Bitch is smokin'" - (latt.bitch.iz.smowkin)

Two common uses;

1. A sincere expression of the worth of a womyn. If you're a feminist, used when one comes across a soul-partner which one is willing to co-habit with in an egalitarian, non-gender-traditional way. If you're not, used when one comes across a chick with junk in da trunk.
2. A complaint to restaurant management in New York City used by Rob Reiner and other bleeding-heart liberals with nothing else to do with their time.
1. Damn. Check out Mariel Hemingway. For a 40-year old woman, that bitch is smokin'.
2. Excuse me, sir. Despite the recent blanket ban on doing so within a restaurant, that bitch is smoking. If you do not eject her from the eating area without delay, I will be forced to sue.
by Ed Zimmer November 17, 2007
THEY WANT TO TAKE MY MONEY AND GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The reason there are so many democrat-positive posts and so many republican-negative posts is that all democrats are students who still live in their parents' basements, while republicans are too busy rubbing their tax rebates over their sweating naked bodies and having sex with attractive women who still use makeup to post online.
by Ed Zimmer November 17, 2007
George W Bush - (jawge.dubya.bush)- p.n.

1. 43rd American President. Republican with somewhat unorthodox tax and spend and education ideas. Currently holds presidential record for 'most towelheads pwned in 24 hours'. Loved by stupid gay-bashing gun-toting bible-loving rednecks. Hated by faggy bleeding-heart elitist priviliged liberal asshole hippies.
Whatever you think about George W Bush, he was better than Kerry and Gore.
by Ed Zimmer November 17, 2007

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