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Pitt is a University that sucks the most cock of any university in existence ever. Dave Wandstedd is their football coach, mainly just to even further show how fucking stupid this "university" is. They started ranked 15th in the nation and those cock lickers have proceeded to lose 2 of their first 3 games already..dick heads. I know for a fact my 5 year old retarded cousin has a higher IQ than 95% of the students there, and Dave Wandstedd. Penn Sate fucks them in the ass in just about every category that there is. WVU then shits on Penn State and Pitt in just about every way imaginable. Most of those ass clown couldn't even spell Pittsburgh. Don't even get me started on their basketball team, which sucks more dick than 10 gay pornstars in a gay bar. I would rather chop off my own dick than attend that school. Eat shit Pitt.
I got an 11 on my ACT. Penn State sent me back a letter verifying that I was legally mentally challenged. Pitt gave me a Presidential Scholorship.

Many thought Pitt's football team would be good this year, then they looked on the sidelines and saw who their coach was and realized, like always, they are fucked.
by Eatshitpitt October 02, 2010

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