n. North American species of porta-potty-dwelling snake mutants of questionable existence, but certain terror. As seen on the X-files.
The mid-American juggalo is the natural enemy of the crapsnake, as they compete for the same habitat. Some say the juggalo evolved his striking markings to ward off the fiesty crapsnakes that ravage each year's Gathering of the Juggalos.
I would rather produce intrapants softserve then tempt fate with a crapsnake.