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1 definition by Earwiggs

 
1.
Canada Post, Express Post and Priority Post.
"Hey dude your parcel here yet?"

"No dude fail post doesn't fail on the weekend so I have to wait till monday."

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"Hey dude where's your parcel at man?"

"Fail post dropped by when I wasn't at home so I have to wait another two days until the failman returns it to the faildepot."
by Earwiggs February 02, 2009