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2 definitions by Eagle747

1. Cunt
Is a term for a female who has a snatch, vagina, that just clamps on and eats your head, as this one female insect or creature who eats the actual head of the male after mating in nature, to where your sexual experience seems to have been dominated and ruined by this hidden gremlin face. It is always there and you know it but it comes back right when you thought you had it completely resigned and it pops out of nowhere at the last minute when you thought that even nothing insane would make such a vile predatorialy subtle expression. This term is referring specifically to the female genitalia. It really is referring to though a type of female genitalia that, is not dirty by unfortunate means like an infection or whatever unless the woman really deserves it because otherwise the woman is not deserving of the term cunt in my oppinion, is deformed from grimacing and vile behavior and it smells of twisted matter that was choked. It also has a blue and dark tint to it if the skin is fair enough because that is natural for those with dark skin and that is nowhere near funny. Also it can be a acne-color red. These type of women live in three dimensions like the rest of us, this is for the purpose of explaining of what I'm about to say, but they create another dimension, and sometimes another one within that and even others, because they can as women get away with a lot by looking at men as if they have an attribute to their personality that seems gay to them when they, the women, ...
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corrosive smelly dominating ass cheese
by Eagle747 Aug 27, 2009 add a video
2. Critical Ass
This is a point where you are partaking in anal sex and it is a definite problem because the motion of thrusts has produced a plunging effect and now shit is about to spill out in an amount that can accumulate a small or lage pile. When it just already is spilling a little that is also critical ass as this is most commonly how it is reached. I am implying that it doesn't have to be a point where the person receiving the thrusts feels it about to come out or the person thrusting feels an approaching barrier that is progressively preventing more room for penetration or it just begins to feel really mooshy. Those are also critical ass. This is the point where the person receiving the phallus has to inch one self over to a safe receptacle with out letting open the flood gates. It can become a spout to where the person is really taking a full-on dump and not just a spill.
Matt:"Oh no... do you smell that? Oh there's too much grease on the penis now."
Kate:"Oh it's fine...pfffrrrohht. Actually... I think we have reached critical ass."
ass drippy shit anal sex
by Eagle747 Aug 27, 2009 add a video
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