1) A total bitchin' rock star from Mars with tiger blood, Adonis DNA, and a 10000-year-old brain. All he does is win.
2) A drug which, if taken, will cause your face to melt off and your children to weep over your exploded body.
Charlie Sheen banged a 7-gram rock and 2 porn stars at the same time. He later quit cocaine and is now high on a drug called Charlie Sheen.