the lowliest of types, usually enjoying lazy Sundays in used wedding dresses and cheap lipstick. Always, always, always, has his/her hair in a fauxhawk that seems like it should be on the suspenders of Andre the Giant. Also has a huge man crush on Mr. T, and the black power Ranger. If given the choice of doing something that could better the world, or chew on fart bubbles in the bath, you would find a fotre filling up the bathtub.
I know I have responsibilities to stand up to, like making sure my kids are fed, the trash taken out, and my grandmothers back waxed, but fuck it, I think I will just fotre it for the day.