1 definition by E. Willet

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A stang bitch is that 26 year old loser who drives a Fox body Mustang. The bitch trys to(unsuccessfully) stare down neighborhood kids. He revs his car in an atempt to intimidate 16-year-olds. But, when it comes down to throwin' hands, a stang bitch quickly drives away. The 26 year old then sends his mom down the steet to meadiate the situation.
WARNING: a stang bitch cowers when challenged, intense fear with or without tears follows any confrontation.

The mustang is typically driven to compensate for a five centimeter penis.
{loser in mustang approaches, makes eye contact}
*rev REEEEEEV*
"Yo stang bitch IMA BEAT 'JO ASS!"
..EERrrrrrrrrrrrttttt!!(sound of spinning tires as the bitchass flees the scene.
by E. Willet February 04, 2008

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