1 definition by E Cajones (_i_)

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part of bromanculture, vocabulary spoken from one bro to another, with emphasis on bronunciation.
An emphasis should be put on expanding one's brocabulary at every opportunity.

Bro-ing Out - Akin to a bro's version of "Girls Night Out", but with less kissing and boob-grabbing.

Brode - Bro Code. "If bro_#1 wants to date bro_#2's ex, he is obligated to ask. Bro_#2 is then in turn obligated to say Yes."

Bromosexual - A bro that is also a chick, and therefore bang-able.

Broner - Over-excitement for any bro-ing out activity. "Eddie popped a total broner when Jimmy rented out the Laser-tag pavillion..."

Bronoculars - A safety devise used to counteract another Bro's Beer Goggles. "If it weren't for my bronoculars, Harry would have rumped a total ugmo!"

The P-L-Bro - A group of bros occupying the same brocation as your brommunity.

Quid Pro Bro - A more or less equal exchange of goods or services between bros. "You can borrow my bike, but I get to tag your sister, Jenny."

Brophylactic - An agent, device, or measure that protects a bro from unwanted contact. "Don't be a ding-dong, cover your schling-schlong."
by E Cajones (_i_) April 30, 2007

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