22 definitions by Dylowned

when you are so fat or your balls are so small you have to look in the miror to see them
Dylan:Jesus man you weigh like 300 pounds you must have mirror balls!
Fatty:Wtf are mirror balls??
Dylan:go look on urbandictionary jackass!
Fatty:screw you bitch!
by Dylowned June 01, 2005

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biats comes from the word biotch witch meens BITCH ....
I'm rich biats ..honk honk!
or
I did that biats up the bum hard last night
by Dylowned May 21, 2005

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something that you call someone when they're basically as useful as having a pocket filled with human shit
Joe:my dog humper learned a new trick
Dylan:whats that?
Joe:I taught him to eat now he's not anorexic and shrivled
Dylan:stupid shit pocket...
by Dylowned September 10, 2005

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playing hobo is if your're tired or sore and there's no place to go because you're outside so you just take a little nap or a rest on the streets like a hobo
Man that soccer game was intense and now I have to walk 15 minute back home...I think I'll play hobo for a while
by Dylowned June 23, 2005

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it's just a good insult to call someone if you have nothing else to say or it can break an akward silence
CRICKET!CRICKET!
Dylan:butt puppy hand jobber
Family:hahahahaha
by Dylowned August 04, 2005

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a word used when someone is telling you about their problems and frankyl you dont give a buffalos ass
Joe:...i just broke up with my long time girlfriend Susie
Dylan:indeed
by Dylowned July 30, 2005

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when you have really bad diarhea and you can write stuff on walls with your shit
Dylan:Hey i habe diarhea wanna go do some ass graffiti?
Kyle:Wtf is ass graffiti?
Dylan:fuck you dick slurper
Kyle:screw you anus hair plucker
Dylan:go shove your 1 inch dick up your nose bitch!
Kyle:sure
by Dylowned June 01, 2005

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