1)First you're hanging out with a real man's man. You know, you're talking about football and plumbing; when he sucks your dick, he's gagging a lot but still getting the job done. Then you take a dump on his chest.
2) What you do with yourself if you're a Redheaded Spaniard and you're not in a round of pure team deathmatch at 230am on a Sunday morning
I had tears running down my check and I couldn't breathe because of The Lord's Day