7 definitions by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama

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When a man blows his load into a batch sock, then his partner huffs it like spray paint.
After watching a Zoomba infomercial, Josh blew a jizz-load into an argyle sock, and soon Jeff was huzzing it like an emphysemic on an oxygen tube.
by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama July 15, 2016

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The act of blushing whilst belching. Usually in front of someone the blucher is attempting to impress.
I swallowed some air with my drink of beer and bluched right in that hottie's face.

Bluching in the middle of delivering my father's eulogy was one of the more embarrassing things in my life.
by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama September 05, 2013

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The action of sausage-slapping a partners taint until it turns deep red.
Janice wasn't feeling it until Louis tipped her ass-over-head and gave her a crimson taint.
by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama October 12, 2016

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Regret over not acting on a threesome with two desirable partners when there was opportunity.
After Jim died, Janette experienced spit roast lamentation for the time she had he and Jon in the same place.
by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama June 16, 2016

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A same sex couple with the same first names.
David Smith and David Jones just started dating. They make such a cute homo-nym.

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The act of your SO texting suggestive emoticons, but not following through IRL.
I just got an eggplant + a tongue from my wife, but I know that she will be asleep by the time I get home. She is such an emotitease.

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The action of sausage-slapping a partners taint until it turns deep red.
Janice wasn't feeling it until Louis tipped her ass-over-head and gave her a crimson taint.
by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama October 12, 2016

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