a Condom over your dick
Good thing i wore my jimmy cap last night
1.) A tool you normally use to fix your toilet
2.) Something you put between your butt cheeks and squeeze.
aaron put a plunger inbetween his buttcheeks
One of the greatest bands of all time. Up there with Led Zeppelin and The Beatles. The epittome of good Punk music.
R.I.P. Joe Strummer (1952-2002)
Before Blink 182, Dumb 41 and Good Charloette, the was the epitome of good punk music known as The Clash.
a nice warm place to park your dick
Excuse me. I'm kinda new in town. Do you know where I can find a good dick garage?
Masturbating; jacking off; fingering yourself.
"Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
a small fur bearing animal that can swollow tube steak whole.
Check out that nice beaver.
Putting something clear over someone's face (like saran wrap) and then taking a dump on their face.
The King of Pop glass bottom boated some 8 year old boy.
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