Entinity coming in various types and with different specials each. Develops to Woman
when approximately 18 years old.
Evil (avoid! dangerous!):
This form will push you into a relationship
and then consume all your time
, force you to have sex
with her and complain about your performance in general and your skill
in bed in particular before either exchanging you with the next victim or stabbing you and then sell your internal organs. Judges all your actions (done to her benefit) as bluntly usual. Doesn't have any feelings
Common (choose your words wisely and there'll be no problems):
Can be met almost anywhere. Fun to be with. Won't force you to anything except for conversation
. Relationships possible but often difficult because of the lack of patience
on either side. Judges your actions (done to her benefit) seperately but will take some of them for granted. Thinks that she can love
, but she can't really.
Heavenly (no problems here):
This is what every boy wants. This form will be there for you in every possible way and won't ask anythin...
The ability to stand (without complaining) long periods of:
2) boredom, also: bad entertainment
3) being with parents or other difficult individuals
4) being at a place you rather would like to leave
Often classified as requirement
a) raising children
b) a relationship
e) achieving anything
1) (see link)
2) when you have nothing to do, but you also do not want to be impolite
(in case you are someone's guest
3) mom, dad, brothers, sisters, humans in general
4) school, university, job, life
a) see parent
b) see girl
(entry No.9, §1)
c) see school
; reading a book will take more time than watching a movie, so you will need patience
d) do not push things to happen, else you often end up having trouble
e) some things take time to happen, you will need patience in order to wait
f) try and you will see
1.)A writing and drawing tool made of graphite
. Comes in various shapes (lenght, color). Also available in different degrees of strenght (in Germany: 2B, B, HB, H, 2H - from soft to hard).
Can be used in zero-gravity
2.)Also childish slang
word for penis
1.) American in a russian space-station MIR:
American: *takes out a biro*
"See? We spend 100.000.000 $ to develop this new biro. One can write in space, underwater and upside-down with it."
Russian: "Quite impressive!" *takes notes with his pencil*
2.) "John's got his pencil out!"
A special squad from the german police forces comparable to the SWAT
Those guys are summoned to handle armed bank robberies or any incident with hostages - and the like.
Equipped with body armor and the most modern assault rifles existing in Germany at any given time.
The requirements to enter the SEK as well as the wages are pretty high.
Bank Robber 1: Dude, you got the money?
Bank Robber 2: Sure thing - let's get the hell out of here!
BR 1: Shit - you seeing that? Police is already there...
*BR 2 is splattered across the wall by automatic gunfire from outside*
BR 1: WTF they sent the SEK... I'll better get myself an hosta- *gets holes blown in forehead*
mead (noun), (german: Met)
Wine made from honey.
Roughly brewed like this:
Water and honey are transformed into wine by "usual" means.
Afterwards, the basic honey is put into the wine again to make it sweeter (better) and some herbs are added for further improvement of the taste. Recipes vary greatly.
First people who made "mead" were the vikings. Since then always been somewhat popular in many regions of the world.
This stuff was the reason for vikings
' being so cool.
Usually will get you drunk fast if you are not used to this special kind of alcohol.
Best served either cold or hot.
Warm mead is like warm beer: tasting somewhat shitty in comparison to the cooled stuff.
Possible mixdrinks are:
50% cherry juice
even sweeter than the pure stuff.
unique taste. For those who think mead to sweet.
Guy A: It's 45°C in here and you're drinking alc?
Guy B: Not random alc. This is mead dude. Have a gulp.
Guy A: Woah, cool and real tasty. Can I have more?
Guy A: I'm freezing to death just now.
Guy B: Here. Take a cup of hot mead.
Guy A: *drinks* ... Hey, much better. It's warming from the inside...
Watch out! This stuff is highly addictive.