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105 definitions by Dunky Oggins

 
1.
To be pregnant.
It was very embarrssing for Kevin when he got Peggy up the duff, but it served him right for trying to save money by using a flak jacket.
by Dunky Oggins December 07, 2003
 
2.
To masturbate by placing one's penis between a woman's breasts.
Definition of clinical insanity: when you would prefer to be submitting entries to the Urban Dictionary rather than having a French fuck with Britney.
by Dunky Oggins January 02, 2004
 
3.
A brothel.
Kevin was very shocked to see several police cars pull up outside Alec's house. "I guess he's been seen interfering with his gnomes again" Kevin surmised.
"Nah" replied John, "The pigs were tipped off that he's been running a knocking shop."
by Dunky Oggins December 30, 2003
 
4.
A (young) woman from the England county of Essex. In popular mythology an Essex girl is supposedly stupid and obsessed with sex.
Q: How do you know when an Essex girl has an orgasm?
A: She drops her kebab.
by Dunky Oggins November 21, 2003
 
5.
having a period; menstruating.
better put a plastic sheet on the sofa before thunderthighs sits down, she's riding the cotton pony.
by Dunky Oggins November 23, 2003
 
6.
British Sexual intercourse.
Hey Britney, fancy some horizontal jogging?
by Dunky Oggins October 18, 2003
 
7.
Gay slang for an exceptionally large penis, so named because of its tendency to cause anal bleeding during buggery. (see also dumdum bullet)
Hello Mr Archer, welcome to Belmarsh Prison. Your cellmate is Mad Mickey McPerve, i'd be very wary of him if i were you, he has a weapon of ass destruction, and he's not afraid to use it.
by Dunky Oggins November 28, 2003