2 definitions by Duke L'Orange

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Word ment to imply that impromptu or spontaneous sexual congregation in an un-traditional location has recently or is currently taking place. The fact that sex is taking place is identifiable to bystanders within ear-shot by the clanking noise of one or more belt buckles being dropped to the the hard-surfaced floor. Origin of word: Kansas City, MO.

May also be used as a verb.

See also "merk" or "merking."
As I re-entered the party, I noticed my friends were gathered around the bathroom door and appeared to be listening intently. A party goer had just entered the bathroom with a random girl. A clank sound was followed by sounds of passion. Those near the door exchanged a knowing look, and several spoke in unison, "CLANK!"

"Hey Padrick, you broke my mirror when you clanked that chick in my bathroom during the party last night."
by Duke L'Orange October 18, 2006

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To have casual sex in a bathroom during a party. Typically initiated by the female.
She pulled me into the bathroom, shut the door, and dropped her pants. As soon as she bent over the bathroom sink, I knew she wanted me to merk her.

"Why has Padrick been in the bathroom so long?" "He's merking some random chick."
by Duke L'Orange October 18, 2006

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