The girl must be wearing glasses. Poop is first thrown on the ladies face to act as mud. The male then ejaculates on her on her glasses, simulating soapy bubbles. He must dangle and swab his hairy scrotum across the glasses to scrub. Next he proceeds to urinate on her face to rinse off the mud and soap. And immediately turns around and blows a fart in her face to hot dry.
Man I ran her through the car wash
last night, she was not happy.
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