One who refuses to partake in any activities involving mind-altering substances
. A sober-faggot also considers him or herself to be paramount
, or smarter, than those who do experiment with drugs or alcohol. Sober-faggots should never be invited to parties
, because they will ruin all the fun for the rest of the people with their smart-ass
remarks. Everyone should refer to a person like this as "sober-faggot #1, sober-faggot #2, etc." depending on how many sober-faggots you know.