16 definitions by DudeoftheDay

duche

1. Someone who does prissy shit for stupid reasons.

2. short for duche bag

Henry David Thoreau refused to pay a poll tax for "Civil Disobediance." He was held in jail for one night while someone else paid it for him. What a duche.

by DudeoftheDay March 4, 2005

prissy

Someone who has characteristics of an uptight bitch that doesn't realize that their life effects other people. Spoiled brat.

Child celebrities often grow up to be prissy assholes with no futures.

by DudeoftheDay March 4, 2005

byess

A prissy 13-year-old-girl's way of say bye

omg i luv u so much
byess, ttyl xoxoxo

by DudeoftheDay July 20, 2005

ear candy

Someone exibiting a sexy accent or voice.

That girl from boston is ear candy.

Snoop Dogg is ear candy.

by DudeoftheDay March 21, 2005

typoizzie

A typoizzie is one who is fascistly strict about spelling errors on AIM.

theNfactor0797: Hey, do you wanna hangout some time?
akaprincess213: Sure, how about eight or nien o'clock?
theNfactor0797: nien o'clock?? is that anything like NINE O'CLOCK?!?!?!!? ROFLMAOWWRP!!!!!!!1111
akaprincess213: umm, let's not talk anymore
akaprincess213: whore

by DudeoftheDay August 13, 2005

scoot

1. To move over in order to create space

2. To exit with particular haste

1. Scoot over dude! I need to sit down.

2. That bitch showed up at the party and I scooted out of there faster than you can say "Tab Benoit"

by DudeoftheDay March 13, 2005

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by DudeoftheDay March 21, 2005