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1 definition by Dude with the Attitude

 
1.
Someone who is so constipated, that when they go to release their waste, they force so hard that boogers leak out of their nose.
Guy: Umm? Excuse me sir, just to tell you, your coobeling.

Coobel guy: What does coobeling mean?
Guy: When someone is constepated, so they are pushing so hard, to release their waste, that boogers are leaking out of their nose.
Coobel guy: Oh, and yes I am coobeling. Thanks!
by Dude with the Attitude December 31, 2009