2 definitions by Drex the Schizo

Top Definition
Where one hides the one-eyed bed-snake.. The vagina..
I took that bitch back home last night and spent the whole night plowing the dick ditch..
by Drex the Schizo October 28, 2007
A man who grovels round the flange in the usually misguided hope that by prostrating himself he may be able to crawl his way into the dick ditch.
Usually a male feminist, see also mangina, who is prepared to sell out his own gender in order to obtain female approval.
Usually found sniffing round the ex's of higher sexual predators..
"Fuck me, that Martin creep is a right flange maggot.."
by Drex the Schizo October 28, 2007

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