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A whale that was so triumphant in everything it does that God gave it a horn as to boast it's awesome power amongst all other sea creatures. It is said that WWII ended in the defeat of Nazi Germany soley in part because the U.S. narwhal generals outsmarted Hitler in every aspect causing him to cower and run.
"Dude, is that excalibur coming out of the sea?"
"That's a narwhal you fucking idiot."
by Drewsky O'Brien June 12, 2010