Any guy who is extraordinarily good looking, nice, wealthy, good with
kids, and basically perfect in every way yet is somehow mysteriously single. Subject may frequent gay bars and shopping malls
under the guise
of going with
his "girl friends," but these
homosexual activities are actually the high point of his existence. May also exhibit an unusual
closeness to his mother.
Eustina: I'm really into Brad but everytime I hang out with him always wants to go shopping or hang out at Scorpio. Do you think
he's just not in to me?
Carlette: No, I think
he's too gay to be true.
Fran: I've been making
hella eye contact
with Fabio for the past week at Hollister. He's got such
a good sense
of fashion and is always so sweet when his mother
Betty: Is he good looking?
Fran: Yes, and mysteriously single.
Betty: Well he's obviously
too gay to be true!