A sweet guy who knows how to win over a girl's heart. Troy's usually think he's a fag
. Likes listening to Cher and Lionel Ritchie. Enjoys drinking beer, driving trucks and sexually experimenting. Attracts Carly's. Respects the cowboys from Brokeback Mountain
. Is himself sort of a slut
. Thinks he's good at guitar but nobody has the heart to tell him he's not. Can sometimes be fake
. Likes to dance, especially when drunk. Has a douchey
sense of style- refuses to wear anything but diamond supply co. Chronic masturbator
. Likes singing in the rain, laughing too hard, and living life to the fullest.
1) "He's kind of a fayg
, but I guess he's fun to be around. More fun when he puts out."
2) "Eh kids, remember, just like Colton used to say: 'Live, laugh, love.'"
3) "That Colton, he only loves three things in life: his bud light
, Channing Tatum
and those fucking trees.