1 definition by Drew Biglesworth

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Has a fucked up face, but has an ok body. Likes to put quarters in her Anal Cavity, along with other house hold silver ware such as Forks, knives, spoons, corn holders, rollers, Shower head, Toy Cares, Hair, and a very large Unicorn Horn.

Like to be seen with several Abnormally Small Dicks in her mouth, with braces making them bleed. She has an abnormally small Vaginal Area, and is most of the time refered to as a Slut, or Whore. Can not help but always stick little corn on the cobs in her ass for pleaser in a lunch environmental area.

Some facial features are:

Abnormaly Huge Over bight

Fish like face, with a few freckles

Abnormally shaped head

and a very hairy Vaginal Area

Also her vaginal area is very small so it may hurt when sticking objects in her area.
Person 1: Wow look at ur she is ugly as fuck, is that like a human fish? omg..

Person 2: Yes i know that is such a madison..
by Drew Biglesworth January 16, 2009

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