186 definitions by Drew

metaphorical reference to the phallus where the urethral opening appears as if it is an eye of a serpent.
she kneeled before the one-eyed god

he left the priesthood because all he could do was worship the one-eyed god
by drew June 13, 2004

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An insult created out of pure stupidity. By our freindly neighborhood Peter Griffin
You are a festeezio! See, I can make up words too!
by Drew March 02, 2004

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The eye Kakashi has in the Series "Naruto" its an eye that can focus on taijutsu, ninjutsu, genjutsu. Also the Uchiha Clan had it too, but after Itachi killed them all only three people have the Sharigan which is Itachi, Sasuke, and Kakashi.
" Its Sharigan Kakashi. His eye could detect any movement "
by Drew March 21, 2005

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Someone who cleans up feminine jizz.
A jizzmopper for the ladies.
front burner "Damn Drew, you are so good in bed I came again!"
me: "I know baby, let da fizzmopper clean it up for you."
by drew October 22, 2004

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A blow to the face, with male genitalia.
She wouldn't open her mouth, so he gave her a shapapy.
by drew August 23, 2004

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insted of getting morning wood right after you wake up, you get it right after you wake up, preferably at 7:30 after you wake up at 7:00am
"when i woke up my cock was fine but while i was brushing my teeth, i got such bad jorwood that i was embarassed to go down stairs to eat breakfast"
by drew February 07, 2004

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To place a phone call to. Digits being an obvious reference to a phone number.
Joe B.: "What ya doin' later?"
Drew: "Shiat cracker, I don't know man. Run my digits after you get done farkin' yo momma."
by Drew January 06, 2004

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