6 definitions by Drew Rosenhaus

a buster-ass chick. Sighting a slag is never pleasant and destroys any good vibes. Slags are generally cock-hungry and persistent.
damnit! How does Lisa find us wherever we go? She's such a slag! I feel like I'm going to throw up when she's around. Well... at least Jonny'll FUUUUCK 'ER!
by Drew Rosenhaus August 10, 2007
A rating system used to rate women on their masturbatory appeal.

Similar to the traditional binary rating system (would you have sex with her or not), this rating system is to divide girls into two well defined groups based predominately on looks. Generally if a girl passes the tug test, she’ll be a “1” on the binary scale. The tug test’s primary function is to further separate the upper echelon of attractive girls from the general populace.

Would you tug to her?... It’s a fair question.
DIALOGUE
Tug Test! What do you think of Marsha Brady?
Oh! She’s a “1”; I’d tug to her for sure!
What about Jan?
Ugh… I wouldn’t tug to her, but I’d probably do her.
by Drew Rosenhaus March 12, 2009
To take something with Jewish conviction.
I'm going to korb some pens from my work's office supplies; I'm all out.

What the hell is an Ambush Paddington? Oh, it involves a teddy bear... it's pretty funny; I korbed it off of Urban Dictionary.

Some hippo korbed up all the left overs!
by Drew Rosenhaus September 17, 2008
The wienersaurus is a creature from the Paleolithic era that stalks the earth in search of penis. This carnivore lurks in the grey area of the binary system (falling nine times out of ten into the zero catagory) and exploits drunken men. Quick to pounce, this cock-hungry creature is anything but shy and will stop at nothing to get what she wants; penis.
To this day, it is believed that a wienersaurus hunts by detecting the motion of fleeing victems. To evade a wienersaurus, remain motionless and mute, and sneak away at the most opportune moment.
Dude, why'd you bring Lisa? She grabbed my junk on the dance floor, tried to kiss me while she was talking to me, and keeps trying to mount me whenever I sit down. She's such a wienersaurus!
Well, I figured Jonny'd FUUUUCK 'ER!

*whisper* Shhhh! Quiet; don't move! WIENERSAURUS! Maybe it won't see us and it'll go away!
by Drew Rosenhaus September 17, 2008
a very smug, self-righteous way to avoid response or giving the time-of-day when asked a question
"What have you done for T.O., besides get him kicked off the Eagles?"
*T.O. smirks*
"Next Question!"

How many people have you slept with?
Next Question!

This thong isn't mine; whose is it?!
Next Question!

Hi! How's it going?
Next Question!
by Drew Rosenhaus September 17, 2008
a buster-ass chick. Sighting a slag is never pleasant and ruins any good vibes while around. Slags are generally cock-hungry and very persistent.
damnit! How does Lisa find us wherever we go? She's such a slag! I feel like I'm going to throw up when she's around. Well... at least Jonny'll FUUUUCK 'ER!
by Drew Rosenhaus August 10, 2007

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