The wienersaurus is a creature from the Paleolithic era that
stalks the earth
in search of penis. This carnivore lurks in the grey area
of the binary system (falling nine times
out of ten into the zero catagory) and exploits drunken men. Quick to pounce, this cock-hungry creature is anything but shy and will stop at nothing to get what she wants; penis.
To this day, it is believed that
a wienersaurus hunts by detecting the motion of fleeing
victems. To evade a wienersaurus, remain motionless and mute, and sneak away at the most opportune
Dude, why'd you bring Lisa? She grabbed
my junk on the dance
floor, tried to kiss me while she was talking to me, and keeps trying to mount me whenever I sit down. She's such a wienersaurus!
Well, I figured Jonny'd FUUUUCK 'ER!
*whisper* Shhhh! Quiet; don't move! WIENERSAURUS! Maybe it won't see us and it'll go away!