An infamous struggle against a turd (below). Use of it at people or describing events synonymous to the debacle refers towards it.
First off the turd was bigger than I expected, Much bigger considering I took a Big dump 2 days ago,I was Amused especially at a nuggety bit sticking to the side of the bowl. hehe it looked like a large prawn., I tried Flushing it normally first, But no way was that thing gonna go down without a fight. So I used a leg from the Xmas tree to attempt to attack it, 2nd Flush, Oh MY, It STILL did NOT go away,
Ive never had a Turd still Live after the Xmas Tree foot attack. Hmm, I was still very amused. Now I thought, Right, I attacked it AGAIN, 3rd Flush Still it didnt Go I attacked the Surviving Chunk with a vengence, the Xmas Tree Foot had shit stuck in it now, so i spent 2 minutes trying to get it off, I even used a 2nd Xmas Tree Foot to attempt to get rid of the Shittyness.
a 4th Attack on the Chunk Killed it off, now this was a Never before Fight put up by a dump. I hope it never happens again. Luckily I kept my head and had the intestinal Fortitude to be victoruius.
Lucy the ugly mongo
at work was flirting at me over email again, so I resorting to fulldumping her. She soon got the message.