A person who collects an abnormally large amount of useless, outdates, and or trivial files (music, movies, papers, apps, etc) that clogs up their computer's memory to the point that their virtual life is impacted negatively, with
the unrealistic hopes that someday the useless data will magically
Person #1 "Hey why do you still have
Napster on your computer, you know
it was shut down like ten years
Person #2 "Yeah, but who knows, maybe it'll make
Person #1 "Dude you need help, I think you're a virtual hoarder."