1. "hey man lemme have
a sniff...*whiff* ahh...that
the shit dog!"
hey you see that
person2:which guy, G?
person2:WHICH guy motha
The one whose face looks like shit
I see him, what
about him dog?
lets go jump his ass
person2: lets go jump his face
person1: hahahahaha. Aight.
3.person1: hey man move out ma way
person2: I aint in yo way sun
person1: lemme say it again, move out ma way
person2: Hey yo wha the fuck wit da attitude bitch
THE FUCK YOU GON' DO MAN???
person1: *click of magnum*
person2:YOA!!holy SHIT Dog! I-I-I was just playin... you listenin?? I was just...Shit!!!!....*BOOM*
4. kid: Hey mommy can we eat out tonight?
and ask your father
kid: daddy can we eat out tonight?
dad: go and ask you mother
kid: mom, can we eat out tonight?
mom: Look, kid, i said ask your damn father.
kid: dad, can we eat out tonight?
dad: I already told you son!!! Go and ask that
in the kitchen.
kid: mom, dad said i should
go and ask you, bitch
did you say you little SHIT!?!?!
kid: i said can we eat out tonight?
mom: *pulls out meat cleaver*
kid: shit mommy, SHIT.
mom: wha the fuck you say now, bitch
kid: SHIT!!!!! put that
away mommy, your scaring
dad: is she exposing
herself again?? GOD DAMMIT!!! *enters kitchen*
SHIT. SHITTIDY SHITS SHAT SHIT ON ME!!! What have
you done woman???