One who is, as J.D. Salinger wrote in "Catcher in the Rye," a "phony
." Someone who is false, a media whore
, a douchebag
, and a servant (or tool) or the Man
. The best example, the paradigm of tooldom, is Carson Daly, as quite correctly noted above. Other famous tools include Geraldo Rivera, Ryan Seacrest, Tom Cruise, Stephen Baldwin, Tony Danza, Wayne Brady, Tom Arnold, Ben Affleck, Linkin Park, and most ironically of all, Tim Allen.