A physical disease contracted once born into the world, it afflicts one in ten men. The symptoms of this are owning a large well furnished home, owning a sports car which cost more then your university fees and having a drop dead gorgeous partner, yet still complaining about life.
The only known cure for Doucheaveriiatius is a shift sharp kick in the groin followed by a good three minute bottling.
<Wealthy Young Male Executive> "Oh darn I just got a four thousand pay rise, too bad my porsche still has another week in it, before I can buy another car, why does this depress me so much, doctor?"
<Doctor Wellington> "I'm sorry to say this, sir, you have Doucheaveriiatius."
"Wellington Finger" also known as "The Wellington" also "The Wellington Finger" is a phrase which describes an action done by a sexual partner or ones self. It is when the index finger is inserted inside the anus into the rectum and twirled around in a circular motion.
"I have her the good old Wellington Finger last night."
"If you give me a free ride I'll pay you with a Wellington Finger."