Dr. Walter Fanchy
When someone performing oral sex spits the male's own ejaculation into their face.
"Man, just when I thought I got a nice BJ, this hood rat gave me the jizz
. My eyes nearly got stuck shut."
"Call me a sick bastard, but I was hoping I'd get a jizz breathing dragon
as a birthday present, but she swallowed
instead. I wish my girlfriend
could be more adventurous."
1. Being bothered by a self centered individual. 2. Being woken up earlier than desired by a significant other in a sudden and abrupt manner.
Man, I was trying to sleep in and my girlfriend ernied the shit out of me by yelling in my ear and poking me.
Waiting for a raging erection to become flaccid by either waiting alone in a separate room or sitting down before facing other people.
Peter debonerized his morning-wood before facing his in-laws.
Alfred sneakily Googled pictures of Chloe Kardashian on his iPhone to help the debonerizing process before standing up.
"Well, John, I guess we should head home now."
"Hold on, babe, I have to debonerize."
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