1.) The fear of being aware of ones' own distinction of being without substances versus having said substances that elude false realities.
"Excuse me, sir, I seem to have a slight problem. I am a fiend for some drugs, and it simply won't due. I must get away from Sobriaphobia, you understand."
"I have extreme Sobriaphobia."
"Shit, Tyrone, I NEED my crack mmaaannnn."
"Come smoke a bleezy with me, 'cause I be jonesin', right."
"I'm so not wasted, bro, let's go grab some brewskies."
"I NEED A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING CIGARETTE, GIVE ME SOME. GOD. DAMN. SMOKES."
"Let me get that dirty syringe, man, I don't care if she has AIDS, I just need my fix."
(All known drugs can be included in this definition, excluding your mom."
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