A bizarre Amazonian sex act that is performed with a hermaphrodite and a midget who pees on your face.
Certificatologist: "Hola muchacho"
Midget: "Amazonian Tripod?"
Certificatologist: "Si muchacho..."
Someone ripe in the art of certificatation
Woman: "Let's fuck"
Certificatologist: "Say what?"
Woman: "Not you"
Certificatologist: "Then who"
Woman: "The midget"
Midget: "Let's roll yo!"
poop that comes from your bunghole and stuff
Dad - "Who left the stinky brown fish swimming in the toilet bowl all night?"
Kid - "Uh... you're an asshole dad..."
The three men that god sent to earth to save our souls, Don Knots, Don Rickles, and Don Johnson.
Don Knots represents ultimate wisdom.
Rickles reminds us to be humble in the face of god.
Don Johnson represents the ultimate beauty, and is a symbol of the power of god.
After the passing of the three Dons the souls of the just will go to heaven while the souls of the wicked will burn in eternal damnation.
Acronym for I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch
Johnson - "Igbyab!"
Bob - "What did I do?"
Johnson - "Tony Danza?"
same thing as a fuck wad, pronounced "foo-quad"
You're a fuquad, bitch! I feel sorry for your moms, bitch! Say hello to my little friend you fuquad bitch! (bang, bang, bang...)
A place where men with homosexual tendencies (but they are afraid to admit it) go to rub their dicks on each other, and occasionally gang rape an unsuspecting girl who happens to be standing too close to the melee.
BillyBob: "I liked that mosh pit. It made me feel all funny like when I climb the rope in gym class."