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3 definitions by Dr. Titty Jiggle

 
1.
A male who meets the 3 following criteria:
1. Measures under 5'3"
2. Is not a midget
3. Overcompensates for his short stature in obvious and inappropriate ways
"Don't tell me Tony's hitting the juice in the locker room again. That mandget needs to get laid, bra"
by Dr. Titty Jiggle July 22, 2006
 
2.
Pseudonym for a pair of large-lensed wrap-around sunglasses, esp. when worn at night or at a club.
Jermaine: "Oh snap! You see those cracker-ass, snaggle-toof, stank breff wangstas givin' you the crook-eye?"
Antowaine: "Jermaine, did I forget my hater blockers in the wip?"
Jermaine: "Hells no, pimp... u got 'em on."
Antowaine: "Then you know I can't see those hatin' dollar-store punks over there."
Jermaine: "Should we give 'em the shiv anyway?"
Antowaine: "Let's do this shit."
by Dr. Titty Jiggle July 22, 2006
 
3.
Pseudonym for a pair of large-lensed wrap-around sunglasses, esp. when worn at night or at a club.

Jermaine: "Oh snap! You see those cracker-ass, snaggle-toof, stank breff wangstas givin' you the crook-eye?"
Antowaine: "Jermaine, did I forget my hater blockers in the wip?"
Jermaine: "Hells no, pimp... u got 'em on."
Antowaine: "Then you know I can't see those hatin' dollar-store punks over there."
Jermaine: "Should we give 'em the shiv anyway?"
Antowaine: "Let's do this shit."
by Dr. Titty Jiggle July 22, 2006