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3 definitions by Dr. Timo of the Eastern Glock

 
1.
to solve or thwart, succeed impeed, proceed, bombard, confound, extract, smoke or shoot.

CAN ONLY BE DONE ALONG WHILE BEING OCCUPIED WITH SOMETHING OF GREAT CONCERN
I philossed while i was on the plane, i philossed while i was standing up, i philossed while i cleaned the blood off the walls.
by Dr. Timo of the Eastern Glock January 15, 2007
 
2.
practice of appreciating the hidden gonzo literature in the subdued sachels of mankind. timostrophating (v) enlightening the mainstream, unexposed mind to the timostrophicle love of gonzo literature and journalism.
---as long as you understand Hunter S. Thompson shiat you are a timostrophizer, with a deep knowladge of timostrophy
I played the timostrophicle pre-recorded speech in the intercom. now, all subjects are capable of timostrophy
by Dr. Timo of the Eastern Glock January 18, 2007
 
3.
to sploosh your memeber into a small box of blades
when i crognopistocate(ed) in the lion i had mere seconds before the threshold of calcium stalagtites came crashing down on the solid meat of mine
by Dr. Timo of the Eastern Glock January 18, 2007