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In the spirit of taking a "number one" or "number two," a number 7 is when you take a dump whilst crying hysterically.
Ralph: "I cried hysterically while I was taking a dump today"

Jim: "Wow, that's at least a number 7"
by Dr. Squirrel March 14, 2009

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