4 definitions by Dr. Smoof

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bottlbin is the act of inserting one's limb into a crevice of a human body in a non-sexual manner, such as the arm pit, ear, or the knee pit.

A bottlebin to the arm is bottlebin in its purest most untainted form and is regarded with respect and dignity.

The opposite of a bottlebin is a chikubin, the act in which one clamps one's hand over the nipple of a target and gropes in a non-sexual manner.

The Treaty of bottlebin

1. Thou shalt not bottlebin without reason.

2. Thou art bottlebinned.

3. Thou shalt always keep the name of bottlebin revered and sanctioned upon thy lips

4. Thou shall bottlebineth with courage and valor

5. The Gourd is my bottlebin

6. Thou shall honor the bottlebin above all paperbins, otherbins, and spare trash bag bins

7. If thou art been bested by a bottlebin thou shalt admit bottlebinular defeat

8. Dare to bottlebin

You can also recycle bottles in a bottlebin.
Jack walked down the corridor relaxed. Jun jumped out and with a flash of movement, crisply placed his hand upon the breasteses of Jack, chikubinning him. Jack countered with a pull to Jun's arm, leaving his arm pit exposed to a mighty bottlebin, leaving Jun crippled in bottlebinular defeat.

The two were at a stalemate, each's hand tied up with the other, searching for a weakness which they could exploit with a quick jab or strike. With a diving motion, Jack thrust his head into a dive and swiftly uplifted, bringing his head into full bodied bottlebin, ending the duel.

Jun was once again left in bottlebinular defeat. It was then he discovered the dark arts of chikubin.

To be continued.
by Dr. Smoof May 05, 2011

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How the cool people of the World say "perhaps".
-You wanna go eat some mountain pears?

-Mountain pears? Perhappios.
by Dr. Smoof April 29, 2010

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(JGEUL-ted)

Total domination or shutdown of a person, place, or thing, derived from the word PWNED which came from the word OWNED which is the past tense of the word OWN which evolved from the word CAT.
Person 1: Did you see that little shit yesterday get rejected?

Person 2: Oh yea, dude, he got zhelted!
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Person 1: I wish I could zhelt (zhelted) that girl.

Person 2: I would do so much to her if she was mine.
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*Person 1 downs Person 2*

Person 1: Zhelted, dipshit.
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(Man-GA-la-CO)

A person mauled by a Liger, who survived, but is disfigured permanently (with no recovery chance,even if someone invents a miracle machiene to fix all diseases and stuff). Can also be used to describe the action of mauling someone or dominating or shutting them down (refer to the word Zhelted).
Ha ha, that little shit just got mangauled (mangalaco).

Dude, that girl looks like a managlaco.

I think that girl was mangauled (mangalaco) by an angry gerbil.
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