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A black person who doesn't want to get his or her lazy ass a job and wants to have his or her money handed to. When they do get a job, they complain or make excuses to perform at unsatisfactory levels or quit. Hence, they never leave their porch.
You can usually find a porch monkey in downtown urban areas.
by Dr. Phil's Mom May 07, 2008

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