2 definitions by Dr. Octavious Boneshank

Top Definition
Gay with out the sex.

The league of men who enjoy each others company in a manner similar to that of a romantic partnership, but who do not engage in physical intimacy.
Man 1) Dude, want to come over and watch A Walk in the Clouds with me?

Man 2) Definitely.

Man 1) Then afterwords we can screw?

Man 2) No, I don't think so.

Man 1) We're so G.W.O.T.S.

Man 2) I love you.
by Dr. Octavious Boneshank August 06, 2009
To perform cunnilingus on a women whilst she defecates.
Upon returning from the optometrist, Lydia excused herself to the restroom to make a movement. George, feeling giddy, joined her in the bathroom, got down on all fours, and gave her the merkeling of a lifetime.
by Dr. Octavious Boneshank August 05, 2009

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