2 definitions by Dr. Leary

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Dose is a term for LSD. In the 1990s McGruff the Crime Dog was responsible for many upstanding citizens being treated as common ciminals. The advertisements stated that food was often 'dosed' or 'laced' with LSD but McGruff did not take into consideration the rights of the misfortunate ULD Americans. Some kids have undetectable latent diabetes that is only cured through administration of their favorite food product. When this is to be done can never be predicted. The person may only have say two or even as much as twenty of these items but he may never know how many to take. Please, do not question these diabetics and especially do not take their food item or it may cause a chain of events that lead to severe health problems including sleep apnea, backne and sometimes even death.
No, that's not dosed, I am a diabetic and need that candy just in case.
by Dr. Leary January 03, 2008
Acid was a drug created by the CIA for various purposes but was effective at none of them. Acid was then found to be a catalyst that people used to open the doors of perception. Often people truly felt they had gone to heaven, taken shots with God and He enlightened their brian with the love that only He could. After twelve hours God would send the person back to somewhat normalcy but the memory of the visit to God would always be remembered. Subsequently, scientists proved this to be true and tried to ban the substance and use propaganda to be able to horde it for themselves.
I'm going to church but I need some acid first.
by Dr. Leary January 03, 2008
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