1 definition by Dr. Jeckyl

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While having sex just before you bust a nut you have to pull out, skeet on her face, and then take your large handful of pre-shaved pubes from the bedside and rub it all around her face while yelling "DIRTY MONKEY!"

It is slightly complicated because you must do a little preparation work with a razor so that your pile of pubes is ready at the percise moment -- but don't worry its worth it.
That girl Dina told me when she comes over tonight she wants a dirty monkey
by Dr. Jeckyl March 18, 2007

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