Since there is such a small selection of hot girls at Phillips Academy, boys at PA have come to wear Andover Goggles. Andover Goggles lower the standard on average by 3.0186. Pennies seem like nickels, and nickels seem like dimes.
Chad: "Damn bro that chick is ugly"
*puts on andover goggles*
"WOW SHES HOT!"
Winston: "That girl is a 5 in real life but with andover goggles she's a 9."