Sexual prowess, when up close and personal, as opposed
to appearances at a distance.
He looked good from a distance, but she wondered about his short game.
A 24 ounce can of Labatt's Blue on sale for $.79 before 10 a.m.
Clerk: The coffee's all gone, but there's the eyeopener special in the cooler.
"Use a one-fingered glove, or forget it", she said.
Said of bullshit that is so dense and deep it cannot be overcome
The politician thought his denials, excuses, alibis and recriminations were plunger proof, until he found out they had video tapes too.
recycle (noun): something that is used, but not used up and saved for further use at a later time.
He put the cud of chew back in the can. In these tough times, he thought, one must recycle to get by.
The absolute superlative, the best of its kind--even better than the bomb
Waitress: How do you like your milkshake?
Dude: Beats the bomb, the best ever, thanks!
cocktails before happy hour--usually before 4 p.m. in most localities
I'm on vacation--its early tails every day for the next two weeks.