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An extremely congestive upper respiratory malady contracted from a filthy fake mamaried foreign female at the local inner city gentleman's club. Can sometimes lead to a more serious condition and this is how it got the nickname of being a gateway disease. WebMD suggests contacting your physician immediately. Beware of warts.
I payed $20 bucks for Ivanka to sit on my lap in a thong and I woke up the next day with a runny nose and an oozing inflamed blister on my upper lip.
Damn, I need to stop going to those gentleman's bars.
by Dr. Drip November 26, 2003

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